OMFG!!!!!! i'm an Uncle...

i'm in ipoh 4 a few days... came back 2 do sum banking a lil bit of errands 4 my grandparents, & sum 4 myself...
2day i went 2 dis chinese traditional shop. mum said was her fren earlier.. den i found out.. she's my mum's niece.. n her husband is da sifu.. i was ok......@ da shop... she was not dere.. den she came.. ok... hu's dis 2 leng lui... den mum said wah.. look like ur mummy onli a.. in my mind was ok... (yea dey do look like their mum.) my aunt came.. she went greeting n intro-ing, den she called her daughter's dis 1 my eldest come call ku poh( grand auntie).. i went if dey call u dat den i'm their???
she said errr..... ur their kau fu loh (uncle).. both of dem we're like ok...
den dey went in 2 da room ROFLING... he so yeng oo ( i think i heard dem right)... become our kau fu... i was OMFG... i'm 18 jadi uncle.. aiyayei... since uncle edi lor.. nvm la...
got free time next time come back ipoh take dem go minum oso can gua... uncle jor lu..
den later i went 2 Jusco.. brother was eating mcd i told him.. ehh u noe o not i'm dai kau fu.(big uncle) n ur sai kau fu(small uncle).. he went ok.. u serious 1 o not.. yea la.. rmb dat aunty lasts time..she is our cousin la... she mum's niece, so her kids r our niece n nephew.. dats y dey call us kau fu.. he went .......................... n he din finish his mcd.. 2 big a shock 4 him i think....
haha..
well my car is due 2day later.. everythin done.. finally.. dis time it better dun die on me anymor..
if it does.. i'll get another car edi..